Last time I was here...

I ran into Jesus Christ at Waffle House last night...he likes his coffee black and his eggs on the sunny side... he told me there was radio waves shooting thru the air... he said you can't really see em but they're damn sure there... he was wearing a tin pan on his head and holy dusty sandles... a pair of sunglasses dangled from one of the pot handles...he said the devil was trying to invade his mind.and this was  the only helmet of salvation he could find...and he smiled as he showed me his cardboard sign...it said something or nother bout judgment day...he winked as he said I am the truth, the life, the way...He said they nailed me to a cross last time I was here...they're just a silly flock of sheep corralled by their own fear...I tried to warn them but they didn't want to hear...yeah, they nailed me to a cross last time i was here... So this time around i came back with a sword, to cut offf the heads of the kings and the lords... I came to release the prisoners and set the captives free...give sight to the blind open the eyes so they see... Pride comes right before a fall the meek inherit the earth when they grow some balls.