Lady Shiva.

I looked into her eyes and by god there where three. One was in the middle of her forehead staring at me. Peering thru the smoke she told me of her dreams. She had lived over 2000 years, had a one night stand with Jesus Christ, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. She seduced siddartha sitting under the Lotus tree. She fed him enlightenment in increments...inhale...exhale...he ate of the tree of knowledge with his head between her thighs as she moaned in extasy seeing visions simultaniously, shouting blessings and curses vehemently as she evaporated into the sun again penetrating thru the atmosphere in her acsencion, coming back again as precipitation to water the lilies of the field and the tongues of the damned and the birds and the bees spread her seeds throughout the land as she pulled in the tide with a wave of her hand. The sun and the moon...Brahma, Shiva, and Vishnu...Death, Life, and Rebirth, and the cycle continues...the temple is destroyed and rebuilt from the ruins... You should put a bandanna over that so as not to freak people out I told her, and she told me of a dream she dreamt last week...she woke up dead on the kitchen floor with a slice of pizza stuck to the side of her face...remembering her life as if it was a dream someone had dreamt sometime so long ago.