Coffee with the Devil.

 When you wake up every morning and have your coffee with the Devil...you got no room to wonder why your world's gone straight to hell.

Customer Service

 If you hate people maybe customer service is not your calling... this is why you people are being replaced by machines... have you ever considered making a  carreer change? Or possibly contemplated suicide? You don't really want to be here do you? Femoral Artery... behind your knee... 30 seconds... all of your misery can disappear forever... make sure to use a brand new razor blade. 

Inhuman

 If you would rather discard your leftover supper to the worms and flies than feed a hungry man that sits nearby there is something missing deep inside.